Yeah, they're rich. (Well, most of them are, the ones that are not are still trying to withhold to the long-gone hierarchy they once belong to, in other words, being pathetic.)
Sure they could romance you with their bona fide castles and horse carriages. Bonus if it's a unicorn.
They might have wings with looks that could bring Ian Somerhalder (excuse me if it's incorrect) to shame.
But really. Get a grip.
I admit, this video brings up the little girl in me.
But seriously, he appears magically, ready to finish the chorus to your love song?
Huh.
I wish I had one.
(Oh dang.)
