you think I'm going to let you wallow in the curve of negativeness
and just keep going down and down until you come across the y-intercept
and finish the your pathetic negative gradient curve there
but no
suddenly, I'm going to put you back up to the First Quadrant
and you'd be a freaking positive curve now
and you'd be okay by then
BECAUSE I'M JUST A RECIPROCAL.
WHAT?